David Burnham

The Tumblr I never use!

jimllpaintit:

Some £1 designs from this morning’s competition

"Michael Barrymore, giving a thumbs up with ‘Awight?’ round the edge" - Garry Brogden


"Prince Harry in his SS uniform" - Thomas Nugent

"This is a serious issue. Something simple, yet elegant. Something that can really demonstrate how great Britain is. Obviously it has to be the crudely drawn cock and balls." - Phil Jones

I’ll be submitting one of these to
HM Royal Treasury so fingers crossed.

I wish I lived in a world where any of these were a possibility.

garfieldminusgarfield:

G-G the book - G-G on Facebook - G-G on Twitter

You go on WTF, and the host is like ‘Why should I care about you?’ Then you go on The Nerdist, the host is like ‘I care about you too much.’ Then you come here, and the host isn’t aware of what’s happening at all, or who the person is, and all he wants to do is wait for you to say the words ‘my wife.’

—   Paul F. Tompkins, Comedy Bang Bang Best of 2013 Part 3 (via jrnny)

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classicsimpsons:

sitcomfamily:

Fresh from the streets of Sussex they are.

FRESHEN YA DRINK GOVNA?

classicsimpsons:

sitcomfamily:

Fresh from the streets of Sussex they are.

FRESHEN YA DRINK GOVNA?

iosemoji:

The Simpsons Episode 8x10 - The Springfield Files

“If you aren’t careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.”

—   Malcolm X

Make yourself heard!